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Don’t Connect.
Just Observe.

He does not check his DMs. His DMs check themselves, realize they are unworthy, and auto-delete out of respect. If you have a sighting to report, or a photo that captured his good side (they are all his good side), submit it below.

He does not seek followers. He accepts applications. Hit the button below to submit your request. If he accepts you, try not to make it weird.

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